Our "Your Secrets Are Safe With Me Because There’s a Good Chance I Wasn’t Listening" T-shirt is a hilarious nod to short attention spans and selective hearing. Perfect for anyone who zones out during long conversations, this tee keeps it real with a dose of sarcasm and charm.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it delivers all-day comfort whether you’re at work, hanging out with friends, or pretending to listen to yet another story. With its relaxed unisex fit, it’s the ultimate blend of comfort and humor.
• Premium cotton blend for softness and durability
• Unisex fit for everyday wear
• Perfect gift for sarcasm lovers and professional daydreamers
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
