You can’t scare someone who’s got backup! This “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have a Crazy Bestie—She Has Anger Issues and a Serious Dislike for Stupid People, and I’m Not Afraid to Use Her” t-shirt is a hilarious tribute to that one best friend who’s sweet… until she’s not.
Funny, bold, and full of attitude, this tee celebrates friendship, loyalty, and a shared love for chaos. Whether you’re rocking it together or giving it as a gift to your wild partner-in-crime, it’s the perfect shirt for besties who stick together—and sometimes scare people while doing it.
Soft, comfy cotton blend for all-day wear
Unisex fit—perfect for best friends everywhere
Great for casual days, matching outfits, or gifting to your ride-or-die
A funny, relatable tee that celebrates friendship and fearlessness
Bold, sassy, and guaranteed to make people laugh (and maybe step back)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
