Witty, bold, and unapologetically sarcastic. The “You Can’t Always Control Who Comes Into Your Life, But You Can Control Which Window You Throw Them Out Of” t-shirt is a playful reminder about boundaries, self-respect, and knowing when it’s time to let people go—forcefully, at least in spirit.
Made for those who value their peace and aren’t afraid to laugh about life’s drama, this tee pairs everyday comfort with personality—because sometimes humor is the best way to handle chaos.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, sarcastic humor, or gifting to someone who believes in strong boundaries
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |