Our "When You Get a Husband, His Ears Are Sold Separately" T-shirt is the perfect mix of humor and truth that every wife can relate to. Lighthearted and witty, it playfully calls out the classic selective-hearing trait that comes with marriage.
Made from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, this tee is designed for comfort and laughs. Whether you’re wearing it at home, out with friends, or gifting it to a fellow wife with a sense of humor, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.
Premium cotton blend for all-day softness
Unisex fit for casual, everyday wear
A perfect gift for wives, girlfriends, or anyone who appreciates marriage humor
Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |