Some days you just can’t win—talk too much and you’re “rude,” stay quiet and you’ve “got an attitude.” This hilarious t-shirt sums it up perfectly with the line: “When I Talk I’m Rude, When I Don’t Talk I’ve Got An Attitude, I’m Just Gonna Bark.” It’s the ultimate mood shirt for anyone who’s over trying to please everyone.
Crafted from a soft cotton blend, this tee delivers all-day comfort with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Whether you’re at work, out with friends, or just feeling done with people in general, this shirt will do the talking (or barking) for you.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for comfort and durability
Classic unisex fit—looks great on men and women
A bold, witty design that gets laughs everywhere
Perfect gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, or yourself
Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |