Darkly funny, brutally honest, and unapologetically real. The “When I’m Dead, Please Don’t Post on My Timeline Saying You Wish Heaven Had a Phone — I Have a Phone Now & You Don’t Ever Call” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who values real connections over fake sympathy. Sharp, sarcastic, and emotionally honest, this tee turns truth into a statement that hits hard.
Ideal for those who appreciate dark humor, authenticity, and calling out performative care.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Unisex fit with a relaxed, casual feel
• High-quality, durable print
• Perfect for casual outings, social events, or making a bold, thought-provoking impression
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
