Love with a twist of comedy and chaos — this “We Don’t Argue, We Perform Emotional Wrestling With Sarcasm” t-shirt is made for couples who debate like it's a sport, laugh through disagreements, and treat sarcasm like a second language. Perfect for partners who don’t do boring and believe a little sass keeps the love alive.
Soft, comfortable, and hilariously honest, it’s great for date nights, casual days, couples photos, or anytime you want to proudly announce your unique relationship communication style.
Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit for couples who banter like champions
A funny, relatable tee for sarcastic lovers and playful troublemakers
Makes an amazing gift for couples who fight, flirt, and always come back laughing
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
