Dark, funny, and packed with true-crime obsession energy — this “Blood Stains Are Red, Ultraviolet Lights Are Blue, I Watch Enough Murder Shows They’ll Never Find You” T-shirt is made for fans of creepy humor and binge-worthy crime documentaries.
It’s dark comedy, sarcasm, and true-crime addict vibes all wrapped into one bold statement design that’s equal parts hilarious and slightly concerning.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Bold, eye-catching text design with a darkly funny twist
• Ideal for casual wear, movie nights, or true-crime marathons
• Great gift for murder mystery fans, crime show addicts, and anyone with a wonderfully twisted sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
