Funny, savage, and unapologetically blunt. The “I'm Not Rude. I'm Just Allergic To Stupidity, And You're Triggering My Symptoms.” T-shirt turns irritation into a hilarious fake medical condition. It's the perfect excuse for having zero patience when someone's questionable decisions are making your symptoms flare up.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, brutally honest women, outspoken friends, coworkers, and anyone with a low tolerance for nonsense, this tee delivers a clever mix of attitude, humor, and unapologetic honesty.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, or anyone whose patience disappears around stupidity
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
