Savage, caffeinated, and brutally honest. The “Touch My Coffee and I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able to Find You” t-shirt is the ultimate warning label for serious coffee lovers. Packed with exaggerated humor and zero patience, it says exactly what needs to be said before that first sip.
Perfect for caffeine addicts with a sharp sense of humor, this tee delivers bold attitude with everyday comfort—because coffee isn’t a suggestion, it’s a necessity.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a bold, casual edge
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, coffee humor fans, or gifting to someone who should never be touched before caffeine
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
