Bold, cheeky, and unapologetically playful. The “Today I Don’t Feel Like Doing Anything Except My Wife. I’d Do Her.” t-shirt is perfect for those with a raunchy sense of humor and zero filter. It’s a hilarious way to show love (and desire) while keeping things outrageous and fun.
Made for confident, playful partners who like to mix humor with romance, this tee combines everyday comfort with a provocative personality—because sometimes love deserves a little bold expression.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a cheeky, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, humorous romance, or gifting to your favorite person in the world
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
