Cheeky, bold, and unapologetically humorous. The “Today I Don’t Feel Like Doing Anything… Except My Wife; I’d Do Her” t-shirt is a playful mix of laziness and love, delivering laugh-out-loud honesty with a wink. It’s confident, lighthearted humor that celebrates attraction without taking itself too seriously.
Made for husbands who enjoy pushing buttons (especially their wife’s—in a good way), this tee pairs comfort with mischievous charm—because sometimes honesty really is the best policy.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a laid-back, confident feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, date nights, or gifting to a husband with a bold sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
