Funny, bold, and unapologetically relatable. The “They Say 40 Is the New 30 and 50 Is the New 40—All I Know Is the Older I Get, the More 9PM Is the New Midnight” t‑shirt delivers humor that perfectly captures the reality of aging. Perfect for anyone who’s traded late nights for early bedtimes without losing their sense of fun.
Made for those who embrace life’s changes with laughter and a little wisdom, this tee combines everyday comfort with a statement that gets knowing smiles everywhere you go.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, social outings, or gifting to someone who appreciates aging with humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |