Funny, bold, and hilariously honest. The “The Goal Is to Be a Skinny Bitch… So Far, I’m Just a Bitch. Halfway There, Baby” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who embraces their sass, their sense of humor, and their self-awareness all at once. It’s a laugh-out-loud way to own imperfection with style.
Ideal for sarcasm lovers, confident personalities, and anyone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously, this tee turns attitude into a statement piece.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with casual outfits
• Durable, high-quality print that stays bold wash after wash
• A fun and cheeky gift for friends who love humor, confidence, and a little sass
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
