Keep the laughs coming with the “The Secret of Staying Young Is to Live Honestly, Eat Slowly, and Lie About Your Age” t-shirt — a witty reminder that age is just a number (especially when you fudge it a little). With its clever and timeless design, this tee is perfect for anyone who believes humor is the best anti-aging trick.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it delivers all-day comfort whether you’re celebrating a birthday, enjoying a night out, or just proving that fun has no age limit. Great as a gift for friends, family, or anyone who refuses to grow up gracefully.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for everyday wear
Lighthearted conversation starter for all ages
Makes a fun gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
