Mornings hit different when you’re older—and suddenly, you understand the rooster’s struggle. This “The Older I Get, The More I Understand Why Roosters Just Scream to Start Their Day” t-shirt perfectly sums up adulting with humor and honesty.
Funny, relatable, and just the right amount of grumpy, this tee is for anyone who wakes up tired, over it, and needing to scream before coffee. Whether you’re wearing it at home, running errands, or just embracing your inner rooster, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs.
Made from soft, premium cotton for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—perfect for men and women
Great for casual wear, lounging, or morning coffee runs
A hilarious gift for anyone who’s not a morning person
Witty, relatable, and perfect for those who start their day with a sigh (or a scream)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
