Polite on the outside, calculating on the inside — this “The Fact That I'm Still Polite Is a Miracle of Self-Control” t-shirt is for the calm-looking legends quietly surviving daily chaos. If you’ve ever swallowed a comment that would’ve ended the room… congratulations, you already deserve a trophy.
Perfect for patient souls, silent eye-rollers, and anyone who practices self-control like it’s a full-time sport. You don’t snap — you simmer with class.
Soft, comfortable fabric for staying cool when everyone else is testing your limits
Unisex fit for polite people with explosive inner dialogues
A witty, self-aware statement for the calm-spoken, silently judging, and saint-level self-restrained
Great gift for the quietly heroic — or the person who should be legally recognized for not losing it daily
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
