Funny, sarcastic, and painfully relatable. The “I'm Thankful I Only Have To Grow Old Once I Don't Think I Could Do It Twice” T-shirt is for anyone who's discovering that getting older is no walk in the park. Between the aches, the endless responsibilities, and the mysterious new sounds your body makes every morning, one lifetime of aging feels like more than enough. Thank goodness nobody has to do this whole growing-old thing twice!
Perfect for seniors, middle-aged adults, retirees, sarcastic personalities, and anyone who can laugh at the realities of aging, this tee turns the ups and downs of getting older into a hilarious statement about surviving life's biggest milestones one birthday at a time.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for dads, moms, grandparents, retirees, or anyone who appreciates funny and relatable aging humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
