Funny, dark, and unapologetically relatable. The “I've Tasted 9-5 And I've Tasted Unemployment. I Recommend Not Being Born.” T-shirt delivers a brutally sarcastic take on the struggle between working life and unemployment. This edgy statement tee turns the frustrations of adulthood, jobs, and trying to make a living into an outrageous punchline.
Perfect for sarcastic adults, tired employees, unemployed friends, working professionals, dark-humor fans, and anyone who has ever questioned the entire concept of adulthood and employment, this tee is sure to spark laughs, shocked reactions, and knowing smiles.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for coworkers, friends, job seekers, or anyone with a wonderfully dark sense of humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
