Bold, chaotic, and unapologetically unfiltered. The “Forget Therapy, I Just Need Someone to Swing First So I Can Finally Let Everything Out” T‑shirt is for anyone who copes with stress through dark humor and a heavy dose of sarcasm.
Perfect for people who bottle everything up until humor is the only release, this tee says what you’re definitely thinking—but laughing about instead.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit with maximum attitude
• High-quality print that holds up through all your feelings
• Great for casual outings, venting with friends, or gifting someone who’s hanging on by humor alone
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
