Funny, fiery, and packed with zero-tolerance energy — this “I Avoid Stupidity Because My Temper Can Go From 0 To Life In Prison In 2 Seconds” T-shirt is made for those who know that protecting their peace is sometimes a matter of public safety.
It’s sarcasm, attitude, and exaggerated humor all wrapped into one hilarious statement design that perfectly captures the struggle of dealing with foolishness.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Bold, eye-catching text design with a witty, edgy vibe
• Ideal for casual wear, social outings, family gatherings, or everyday street style
• Great gift for sarcasm lovers, strong personalities, and anyone whose patience is constantly being tested
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
