Light up your sarcasm with the “Stupid People Are Like Glow Sticks — I Want to Snap Them and Shake the Sh*t Out of Them Until the Light Comes On” t-shirt. Designed for anyone who thrives on savage wit and unapologetic humor, this tee is the perfect way to say what everyone else is thinking.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s built for all-day comfort while serving up a sharp dose of comedy. Whether you’re cracking up your friends, turning heads at a party, or just making a statement in everyday life, this shirt guarantees attention.
Premium cotton fabric for comfort and long-lasting wear
Unisex fit that flatters every body type
Bold, hilarious graphic for maximum impact
Perfect gift for dark-humor lovers and sarcasm enthusiasts
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
