Dark humor meets blunt honesty with this “Stupid People Are Like Glow Sticks—I Want to Snap Them and Shake the Shit Out of Them Until the Light Comes On” t-shirt. Bold, edgy, and laugh-out-loud funny, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s tired of dealing with nonsense and wishes common sense came with a built-in switch.
Equal parts sarcastic and relatable, this shirt makes a strong statement without you having to say a word. Whether you’re out with friends, at work silently judging your coworkers, or just in the mood to broadcast your thoughts to the world, this tee delivers comfort with a big side of attitude.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday wear
Unisex fit—perfect for both men and women
Great for casual outings, parties, or anywhere stupidity seems to gather
A hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor
Guaranteed to get laughs, double-takes, and maybe even a few knowing nods
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
