Sarcastic, edgy, and unapologetically blunt. The “Stupid People Are Like Glow Sticks; I Want to Snap Them and Shake the Sh*t Out of Them Until the Light Comes On” t-shirt delivers dark humor with a heavy dose of exaggeration. It’s a metaphor-packed joke for anyone who’s ever tested the limits of patience—and prefers laughing about it instead.
Made for lovers of sharp wit and over-the-top sarcasm, this tee pairs everyday comfort with bold personality—because sometimes humor is the only coping mechanism.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confidently sarcastic vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, stress-filled days, or gifting to someone fluent in dark humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
