Funny, brutally honest, and painfully relatable. The “Unfortunately I Don't Think Before I Speak, So I Am Just As Shocked As You Are” T-shirt is for anyone whose mouth has a habit of moving faster than their brain. Sometimes the words are already out before the thought process even has a chance to begin.
Perfect for outspoken personalities, sarcastic people, impulsive talkers, over-sharers, and anyone who regularly surprises themselves with what comes out of their mouth, this tee turns accidental honesty into a hilarious everyday statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone who loves relatable and sarcastic humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
