Bring unhinged humor to the spotlight with this “Sorry I Sprayed That WD-40 in Your Mouth… But It Did Stop That Noise You Were Making” hoodie. Perfect for anyone whose patience is thin, whose sarcasm is sharp, and whose solutions are… let’s just say efficient.
Bold, outrageous, and guaranteed to get a reaction, this hoodie is made for people who express their annoyance with humor that borders on dangerously honest. Wear it when you want to make the room laugh — or get very, very quiet.
• Soft, cozy fleece for maximum comfort while delivering maximum chaos
• Relaxed unisex fit — ideal for everyday wear, sarcasm, and questionable problem-solving
• Great for humor lovers, straight shooters, and anyone who enjoys jokes with a slightly violent twist (in theory, of course)
• A hilarious gift for friends who don’t sugarcoat — they WD-40 it instead
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
