Keep it real (and delightfully conflicted) with the “Sometimes I Wanna Kick My Husband’s Ass — Other Times I Wanna Bake Him Cookies” t-shirt. Perfect for married folks who ride the emotional rollercoaster of love and annoyance, this tee captures that exact mix of spicy and sweet.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough for busy mornings, lazy weekends, or those moments when your mood swings deserve a wardrobe. A hilarious, honest staple for anyone who knows marriage is equal parts chaos and cookies.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, great for everyday casual wear
A funny, relatable design that celebrates real marriage vibes
Perfect for date nights, errands, or lounging at home
Makes a cheeky gift for wives, girlfriends, or married friends with a sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
