Darkly funny, sarcastic, and painfully relatable. The “Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It’s Just Not Worth the Jail Time” t-shirt captures that internal pep talk we all have when patience is hanging by a thread. It’s the perfect mix of humor and restraint—saying what you’re thinking without actually doing it.
Made for anyone who survives daily irritation with sarcasm and self-control, this tee delivers comfort with a bold sense of humor—because walking away is sometimes the real win.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, stress-filled days, or gifting to someone who truly understands the struggle
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
