Some people test your patience… but you’re out here choosing peace (barely). This “Sometimes I Have to Remind Myself That It’s Not Worth the Jail Time” t-shirt is the perfect mix of humor, honesty, and a little self-control.
Sassy, relatable, and just a bit dangerous, this tee is made for anyone who’s ever had to take a deep breath and walk away. Whether you’re wearing it to work, family gatherings, or just around people who try you, it’s guaranteed to get laughs—and maybe a few nervous smiles.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women with attitude
Perfect for casual wear or those “I’m trying to behave” days
A hilarious gift for sarcastic friends or anyone with zero tolerance for nonsense
Bold, witty, and totally relatable for the masters of self-restraint
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
