Witty, bold, and unapologetically sarcastic. The “Some People Aren’t Just Missing a Screw, the Whole Toolbox Is Gone” t-shirt serves a sharp take on everyday absurdity. Perfect for anyone with zero tolerance for nonsense and a strong appreciation for blunt humor.
Made for those who call it like they see it, this tee blends everyday comfort with standout personality—because sometimes the truth hits harder (and funnier) when it’s worn.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, sarcastic humor lovers, or gifting to someone who gets it
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
