Witty, bold, and unapologetically sarcastic. The “Some People Aren’t Just Missing a Screw, the Whole Toolbox Is Gone” t-shirt is a sharp take on everyday absurdity. Perfect for anyone who has zero patience for nonsense and a strong appreciation for blunt humor.
Made for those who call it like they see it, this tee pairs everyday comfort with personality—because sometimes the truth is funnier when it’s worn.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, sarcastic humor, or gifting to someone who gets it
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
