Darkly humorous, sarcastic, and delightfully twisted. The “Some People Are Like Slinkies — Not Really Good for Much, But Bring a Smile to Your Face When Pushed Down the Stairs” t-shirt is for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and zero patience for nonsense. It’s playful, edgy, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or a shocked double-take).
Made for those who enjoy a little chaos with their comedy, this tee pairs everyday comfort with bold attitude—because sometimes humor is the best revenge.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a cheeky, confident vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, sarcastic outings, or gifting to someone who thrives on dark humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |