Hilarious, cheeky, and perfectly relatable. The “Nobody Told Me That… When You Get a Wife, the Ears Are Sold Separately” T-shirt is for anyone who knows marriage comes with surprises — especially when it comes to listening skills. Because sometimes love means learning the hard way.
Perfect for humor lovers, newlyweds, seasoned couples, or anyone who enjoys playful, sarcastic takes on relationships, this tee turns everyday marriage realities into a laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed fit ideal for casual outings or lounging at home
• Bold, eye-catching print designed to spark smiles and knowing nods
• Great gift for husbands, newlyweds, or anyone with a playful sense of humor about marriage
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |