Funny, sassy, and hilariously relatable. The “Things Were Not Going Smoothly Today, So I Tried Twitching My Nose. Then I Remembered I'm A Bitch, Not A Witch” T-shirt is for anyone who wishes they could magically fix life's problems but unfortunately has to deal with reality instead. With a clever twist on classic magic and plenty of attitude, this statement tee turns everyday frustration into a laugh-out-loud moment.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, sassy women, fans of clever humor, and anyone who enjoys playful attitude with a magical twist, this tee is sure to get laughs, smiles, and knowing looks.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
