Funny, relatable, and hilariously honest, the “Not Even Bob the Builder Can Fix My Sleeping Pattern” T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose nights are more chaotic than construction sites.
Ideal for night owls, overthinkers, or anyone who’s tried (and failed) to get a good night’s sleep, this tee turns insomnia into laugh-out-loud style.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless, casual wear
• High-quality print that keeps your humor intact
• Great for lounging, late-night binge-watching, or gifting a friend who’s also “permanently under construction”
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |