Witty, relatable, and unapologetically funny. The “Sleeping Is My Drug, My Bed Is My Dealer, and My Alarm Clock Is the Police” t‑shirt is a playful declaration for anyone who takes their sleep seriously—and their mornings… not so much. Perfect for night owls, snooze-button lovers, and anyone who knows the struggle is real.
Made for those who embrace humor and comfort, this tee pairs everyday wearability with personality—because life is better well-rested (or at least trying to be).
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or gifting to someone who loves sleep as much as life
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
