Funny, bold, and brutally relatable. The “If Cussing Burned Calories, I’d Be a Skinny Bitch by Now” T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose vocabulary does most of the heavy lifting. It’s a hilarious way to turn everyday sass into a laugh-out-loud statement.
Ideal for sarcasm lovers, outspoken personalities, and anyone who runs on attitude more than workouts, this tee delivers humor with zero filter.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with casual outfits
• Durable, high-quality print that stays bold wash after wash
• A fun and edgy gift for friends who burn energy… just not at the gym
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |