Funny, sharp, and unapologetically real — the “I’m Powered by Caffeine, Spite, and Selective Hearing” T-shirt is perfect for anyone running on coffee, attitude, and the ability to conveniently ignore nonsense. It’s a hilarious take on everyday survival mode with a bold personality twist.
Ideal for sarcasm lovers, coffee addicts, and anyone who picks and chooses what to listen to, this tee turns your daily energy formula into a laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Eye-catching design with a witty, relatable vibe
• Perfect for workdays, casual outings, or low-energy mornings
• Great gift for friends who love humor, caffeine, and a little sass
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
