Funny, sarcastic, and unapologetically profane. The “Sarcasm Is My First Language And Cursing Is Probably My Second.” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who communicates best through sharp comebacks, dry humor, and the occasional well-placed curse word. This witty statement tee proudly celebrates having sarcasm and profanity as essential parts of the vocabulary.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, witty friends, outspoken women, smart-ass personalities, and anyone who speaks fluent sarcasm with a side of profanity, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone fluent in sarcasm and colorful language
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
