Bold, hilarious, and perfectly savage. The “Sometimes I Have to Remind Myself… It’s Not Worth the Jail Time” T‑shirt is for anyone who knows exactly how far their patience can go—and has the humor to admit it.
Perfect for humor lovers, straight-shooters, and anyone who enjoys turning attitude into laughs, this tee makes sarcasm a laugh-out-loud statement. Because some impulses are better left unacted… but still funny to think about.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, hanging with friends, or showing off your perfectly unapologetic side
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
