Dark, witty, and unexpectedly hilarious — the “Being Kissed While You’re Asleep Is One of the Purest Forms of Love… Unless You’re in Prison” T-shirt is for those who appreciate humor with a twist. It starts sweet and takes a sharp turn into bold, edgy comedy.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, dark humor fans, and anyone who enjoys jokes that catch people off guard, this tee turns innocence into a laugh-out-loud moment.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Eye-catching design with a bold, edgy vibe
• Perfect for casual wear, hangouts, or conversation starters
• Great gift for those who love humor that’s a little unexpected and a lot funny
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |