Funny, dark, and unapologetically savage. The “I've Cooked For Men I Should Have Poisoned.” T-shirt turns years of cooking, caregiving, and questionable relationship decisions into a hilariously dark confession. This edgy statement tee is perfect for anyone who has ever spent time, energy, and a good meal on someone who absolutely didn't deserve it.
Perfect for sarcastic women, wives, moms, dark-humor fans, brutally honest personalities, and anyone who enjoys exaggerated jokes about relationships and having a little attitude in the kitchen, this tee is sure to spark laughs, shocked reactions, and plenty of double takes.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for wives, moms, sisters, friends, coworkers, or any woman with a wicked sense of humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
