Witty, bold, and delightfully sarcastic. The “Please Don’t Post on My Timeline Saying You Wished Heaven Had a Phone—I Have a Phone Now & You Don’t Ever Call” T-shirt is perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and a love for calling out reality. It’s a playful take on modern communication frustrations, blended with a dose of honesty that hits just right.
Made for people who enjoy self-expression, laughs, and keeping it real, this tee pairs comfort with a statement that’s sure to get nods—and laughs—from anyone scrolling by.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, easygoing feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, social media humor, or gifting to someone who appreciates sarcastic truth
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
