The “Please Don’t Be Rude to Me Because My Rude Will Outrude Your Rude and You Will Cry” t-shirt is perfect for anyone with a sharp tongue and zero patience for disrespect. Funny, bold, and just a little savage, this tee warns people upfront that you don’t just clap back—you win.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough to wear while delivering comebacks and serving attitude. With its unisex fit, it’s a hilarious choice for anyone who believes in standing their ground with style (and sarcasm).
Soft cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit that works for everyone
A witty, savage tee for comeback champions
Perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who gives as good as they get
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
