Funny, wholesome, and perfectly sarcastic. The “I'm Thinking Of Getting A Pet To Go Jogging With Me. Maybe A Turtle.” T-shirt is for anyone whose idea of jogging is less about speed and more about taking things extremely slowly. Why rush when your workout buddy is a turtle?
Perfect for slow runners, turtle lovers, animal lovers, reluctant joggers, and anyone who enjoys silly and unexpected humor, this tee turns a simple fitness goal into a hilarious everyday statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for runners, pet lovers, turtle fans, friends, or anyone who loves funny fitness humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
