Witty, sarcastic, and brutally honest. The “People Say Growing Old Is a Gift—I’d Like to Return Mine for Store Credit” T-shirt is for anyone who’s tired of the aches, wrinkles, and “back in my day” lectures—but still keeps their sense of humor intact. It’s a playful jab at aging with zero sugarcoating.
Made for those who laugh in the face of getting older, this tee blends comfort with biting humor. Because if growing old is inevitable, at least you can joke about it.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a laid-back feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, laughter-filled conversations, or gifting to someone who refuses to take aging seriously
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |