Forget the ghosts and goblins—the only thing scarier this Halloween is your dating history! The “Only Thing Scarier Than Halloween Is My Past Choices in Men” t-shirt is the perfect mix of spooky and hilarious. With a witty twist on horror, it’s ideal for Halloween parties, casual outings, or anytime you feel like poking fun at your past.
Made with a soft cotton blend and a comfy unisex fit, this tee is perfect for all-day wear. It’s also a fantastic gift for friends who love Halloween, sarcasm, and laughing at their own dating disasters.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for comfort
Unisex fit for men and women
A spooky-funny tee that’s perfect for Halloween (and beyond)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
