Funny, relatable, and perfectly honest. The “Once I Touch My Bed, Chances Are 90% That All Plans Are Canceled” t‑shirt is made for anyone whose love for sleep consistently wins over everything else. It’s a playful nod to cozy nights, spontaneous naps, and the irresistible pull of your own bed.
Perfect for those who embrace comfort above all else, this tee blends casual wearability with a message that’s witty, relatable, and guaranteed to get smiles.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a laid-back, cozy vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for lounging, casual wear, or gifting someone who lives for bedtime
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
