Keep it real with the “Not Only Does My Mind Wander, Sometimes It Fcks Off Completely” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone whose thoughts have a habit of disappearing at the worst (or funniest) times, this witty design is guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear—whether you’re zoning out at work, relaxing with friends, or just embracing your wonderfully scattered mind. It also makes a hilarious gift for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit for relaxed everyday style
A funny conversation starter for all occasions
Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who drifts off mid-thought
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
