Our "Not Only Did I Fall Off the Diet Wagon, I Dragged It Into the Woods" T-Shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who has ever spectacularly abandoned their diet goals—and owned it. With its cheeky, relatable quote printed on soft, breathable fabric, this tee is perfect for food lovers, snack enthusiasts, and anyone who believes life’s too short to skip dessert. Wear it to brunch, BBQs, or anytime you’re living your best “no regrets” life.
Soft premium cotton blend for lasting comfort
Unisex fit for easy, everyday wear
A hilarious gift for diet quitters, foodies, and unapologetic indulgence champions
Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |